Dreams do come true

Ohmigod! My dreams would all come true if only they would build a modern, build-crappy-in-3-months-apartment-building right next to this and I could live there- MOA + waterpark + my house right next to each other = complete bliss.

Work begins on water park near Mall of America
December 16, 2004
Star Tribune
Bloomington is the home of the nation's largest shopping mall and soon it will boast the nation's largest indoor water park, with an adjacent hotel.
Two cranes were moved into place Wednesday as construction on the Water Park of America began on the site of the former Decathlon Club at 1700 E. 79th St., near the Mall of America.
When it opens in the spring of 2006, the $100 million recreation-hotel complex built by Wirth Companies of Minneapolis will eclipse the Wisconsin Dells' Kalahari Resort as the nation's largest. It will have an estimated 125,000 square feet of space.
Sporting a North Shore of Lake Superior theme, the Bloomington park will have the highest indoor slides in the nation (10 stories), a surf rider simulating kayaking and wake-boarding and a wave pool. It also will have a climbing wall, video arcade and food court.

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