You might be white trash if...
I have bad news to report. Johnny Damon might be white/Asian/whatever else trash :( He appeared on Regis and Kelly this morning looking v. hot in a nice suit and talked mostly intelligently about his new book Idiot (bad book title but forgivable).
However, the pictures from his wedding show a trashy side.
- His wife #2 looks like an ex-stripper.
- He wore what looks like a dress shirt with the sleeves cut off for his wedding.
- Bride and groom got their hair braided in conjunction with the wedding (though not for the wedding, thankfully). I'll grant that they were in Jamiaca which makes it slightly more acceptable, but not much.
Bad news for you Heidi. Your hottie may have another side you don't want to see.
2 Comments:
Um, how about the fact that his wedding singer is the lead singer from AC/DC. Trashtastic!!
His shirt is grounds for an immediate divorce. - Heidi
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