Laura's Blog
My ramblings about stuff in the news, things I think are funny, and my life - rated G to NC-17. I'm offended if you're offended.
My ramblings about stuff in the news, things I think are funny, and my life - rated G to NC-17. I'm offended if you're offended.
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Laura, You trollop! You would be offended if I an offended? Of course I'm offended! I have never seen a young woman display her green star in such a brazen fashion. What would your mother say? I'm sure as a young girl your mother said, "Laura, your green star is private. Boys will try to see it. Don't let them touch the points." Don't you think the Bud Lights (although they are refreshing and delicious) have contributed to your downfall? I can't believe you would let the world see your green star like that! I must admit however, it is a very pretty green star and I am strangely drawn to look at it whilst I am having thoughts of drawing a rhomboid. OH my gosh! I have gone too far. I am so embarassed. Please forgive me! But I'm still offended.
Hey, would you be entranced if I was entranced! What about bereft if I was bereft? Just curious.
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