Craigslist is addictive

I'm searching the personals on Craigslist - both men looking for women and, scoping the "competition" out by cruising women looking for men. A few postings were, um, notable:

• This girl describes last year's Valentine's Day with her then boyfriend while attempting to solicit a new man.

• A 25 year old Mpls female posted that she's "looking for a creepy thin man to play with". Um...

• This girl posted lewd-ish pix of herself then complained that creepy men approach her because they think just because she's sexy, she's slutty. Really? That's crazy...

• I'm not even sure I understand this man's fettish - he wants to drink from a lactating woman's breast I guess?

• This dude is so straightforward it's almost not creepy. But I bet he's dumb.

• This guy is meant for Alicia. Really.

• I reread this one again and again and am still don't have a great guess as to this man's dysfunction or intent. Can anyone give me some clues?

• This guy's query about his picture made him the closest to actually getting an email. Didn't do it, but still thinking about it.