Who let the dogs out?

I visited the good ol' MOA during my lunch hour today to pick up a few things and though my expectations are quite low, I was still amazed how hick everyone shopping there was. Granted, there were a few moms pushing babies in strollers and a few businessmen having lunch at the Napa restaurant, but beyond that, it was bad outfits (spandex), bad hair (worst roots growing out I've seen in probably six months), bad teeth (lack thereof), and families of 3 generations, 5-8 people in herds looking broken, wandering the mall.

Where are they driving from to visit the Mall on a Wed at noon in February??? Alabama?