A little bit of why I love Scrubs

JD: "blah blah blah ... when you die."
Turk: "You think I'm going to die first due to my diabetes."
JD: "Right and where do we up meet in heaven?"
Turk: "At the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud."
JD: "I'll see you there. I love religion."

JD: "If someone is bad, where do they end up?"
Turk: "In hell, watching The View."
JD: "No, next to the super high unreachable cupcake table."