99 bottles of Guinness

and after that - you can sleep for just 99 Euros/night! This chain, Bewley's (possibly related to the tea?) has several hotels in Ireland and the UK where ALL rooms are 99 Euros (69 Pounds) per night - every room, every night. Since I'm old now, I may not want to do the dirty hostel thing next time I'm there so I want to keep this in mind...