Dear Michael Krans,

I'm glad we talked after your summer vacation to Turkey and Greece, and I got to see pictures of it. Because of this, I was able to properly respond to a man I met last night at a party when he said he was from Turkey.

Him: Blah blah blah.
Me: So where are you from?
Him: Turkey.
Me: Oh -- here a mosque, there a mosque, everwhere a mosque mosque.
Everyone else: What?!?!
Him: That's right.