These makes me giggle

From Overheard in Minneapolis:

Three More Self-Help Books, And He'll Attain His Goal.

Dude: So, I'm a douchebag?

My friend: You're not a douchebag. You lack the confidence to be a douchebag.



Keegan's

Listening Is Far Too Complicated.

Office worker #1: I made really good chicken tacos last night.

Office worker #2: Oh, did you make them with ground turkey?

Office worker #1: No... I made them with chicken.



Downtown Minneapolis Office

Don't Listen To Them. I Say It, And I'm Cool.

Girl #1: O.M.G.

Girl #2: OhMyGod Shelly you can't say O.M.G. in a, like, real convo. It's, like, not cool.

Girl #1: Oh shit, I can't be sayin L.O.L. then can I?



#6 bus