Not quite right timing, but still good...

Aaron Karo presents the Halloween Walk of Shame

Current obsession #3

If you're not watching 30 Rock, you're an idiot.

Note:

• The lyrics are: Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary... (later) Werewolf bar mitzvah, kooky hairy. That's almost on the level of Weird Al lyrical genius.

• At the end when they're talking somebody says "this aint no dick in a box". Fantastic
  

Craigslist posting of the day

Searching for the "Uptown Woman" - 34

Date: 2007-11-09, 8:09AM

I have been working in the uptown area for months now doing construction and watch all the beautiful women all over the place. So now I thought I would try this to see if any of you read these.

Me: I am 5'11", 225lbs. Not fat here. drug and disease free. Very short brown hair and brown/green eyes. Nice looking, openminded, educated, and LOVES to please you.

You: The classic blonds/ brunettes from the salon. The artsy alternitave woman with pink and orange hair taking pictures/painting artwork. The BBW waiting for the bus. The runner going somewhere in a hurry. The woman wearing all black and completely covered. The one wearing almost nothing at all. The pierced and tatooed woman. The business woman.

You are all so beautiful. Makes me glad to be a man. Are there any of you wanting to take a chance? Lets chat.

Current obsession #1 - love this TV commercial!

This isn't funny

Did you see on the news the story about the man who molested a toddler and there was a manhunt for him? They caught him, yeah.

What's funny? His name is Chester Stiles, ala Chester the Molester. I'm guessing I'm not the only one to think of that...

PS Sorry that Laura's blog died for a while - I think I may be back. We'll see...

Word of the day

Work hot Def: A person that may or may not be hot, but is the most attractive person in the set of people you work with so you lust after him/her.

Ex:
Person 1: So this new girl at your work is she hot?

Person 2: Hell yeah...well I mean she's work hot.

Also funny

I think this is funny

I think this is funny

People from LA are stupid

Example from Overheard in Minneapolis:

Is This What People From LA Really Believe?

Young woman from LA: So, Minnesota is dark for half the year, right???

Minnesotan couple: ...No.

Young woman from LA: Oh. Well, North Dakota is, right?

Craigslist posting of the day

Attn. Black pregnant woman - 26

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Date: 2007-07-01, 3:22PM CDT


I have a thing for black pregnant woman. I find it very sexy. I understand that pregnant woman can have a very high sex drive and sex is quite healthy when your pregnant.

I'm a tall, good looking white guy, blond hair, blue eyes. If your pregnant, black and single, hit me up with a picture. I'll send some back to you.

Whoa! Magic!

Overheard on the 50 bus in Minneapolis

8 year old boy: (to Man sitting next to him) Hi.
Boy turns away. Man Leaves, Woman takes his seat.
8 year old boy: WHOA! Are you magic? You were just a man!
Woman: Yes I'm magic. Obviously. I went to Hogwarts.
8 year old boy: Whoa! Magic!

Barney Wisdom

(discussing if the strippers Barney books for bachelor parties are attractive)

Barney: You think the girls I pick aren't hot enough? Alright, fine, the stripper at Stuart's bachelor party was a 15.

Ted: She was 15?

Barney: A 15. Like in blackjack.

Ted: As in, not sure whether you'd hit it.

Barney: Exactly.

Hehe

I thought there was a decent chance Courtney would be on facebook - so I searched by name for him. Here's what came up:

When you think about it, it makes so much more sense that Courtney would look like the girl in the picture than anything else...

These makes me giggle

From Overheard in Minneapolis:

Three More Self-Help Books, And He'll Attain His Goal.

Dude: So, I'm a douchebag?

My friend: You're not a douchebag. You lack the confidence to be a douchebag.



Keegan's

Listening Is Far Too Complicated.

Office worker #1: I made really good chicken tacos last night.

Office worker #2: Oh, did you make them with ground turkey?

Office worker #1: No... I made them with chicken.



Downtown Minneapolis Office

Don't Listen To Them. I Say It, And I'm Cool.

Girl #1: O.M.G.

Girl #2: OhMyGod Shelly you can't say O.M.G. in a, like, real convo. It's, like, not cool.

Girl #1: Oh shit, I can't be sayin L.O.L. then can I?



#6 bus